Okay, so I’ve been taking aim at tourists, but people who call themselves travelers—people like me—are not getting off without a poke or two.
Look at me, I’m waiting for the train like a regular Jane. I don’t care if that guy from Italy is walking to India. I’m traveling for five weeks with just this backpack. He’s probably got a trust fund from mommy and daddy. My blog is going to be so fucking compelling. People will love me.