I swear, if you post this picture, I’ll fucking kill you. These clothes suck, I look fat, and this dude is never going to fix this motorcycle wagon, hovel on wheels, whatever it is.
Yeah, I know I thought riding back to the village would be awesome—we’d be just like the locals.
But this is the third breakdown. You didn’t tell me it would be annoying. We might as well be in LA where shit like this happens all the time.
Outside Xiahe – China