I shall wait for all of you to cross. All of you just leaping across the stones, oohing and ahhing. Tourists who’ve read Harry Potter and played Pokeman Go. Banal, I say. Yes, yes, you are!
Me! I am Aero, my avatar. I will wait all night by the Ayleid ruins for you to leave me be. I will swing my sword Dawnbreaker and strike fire at the monsters lurking in these waters. I will shoot my storm mana at dragons in the sky. I will dodge the evil wizards hiding in the woods across the way. Yes, yes, I will wait.
I may be in England, but I live in Skyrim.